Disappearances
Willis Gardening is magician-certified and FDA disapproved as the best place to hide and compost a body. You pay, we Willis do anything.
Our Team
Willis Gardening is run by a group of biblically-accurate dwarfs, who sing while they work (good for plants), for an unparalleled 2am concert experience.
Mountains
We've never delved too deep, but offer both Balrog and Cumberbatch insurance, for risk-minded customers.